Should Men Carry A Purse?

I must admit, some men seem to need one. Jimmy is a
fun loving clownish sort of guy and works at the same
place I do. About a week ago, he was out in a company
vehicle and he and his partner stopped at a Waffle
House for lunch. About thirty or so miles later, they
arrived back at the plant and it was time to clock out.
Jimmy’s partner would get to go home, but poor Jimmy
had to drive back to the Waffle House to get his phone.
The Waffle House called the plant and left a message
with Jimmy’s boss.

Jimmy had to use the same van he had driven all over
three counties that same day to get back to the Waffle
House because he couldn’t find the keys to his car.
The Waffle House hadn’t linked the keys to the phone
yet – they were found in different locations. The phone
was found on the table in the booth, the keys were
found in the restroom. Do men need a man bag?

His boss can’t say much, he lost his wallet a few days
ago. It was mailed back to him (with everything still
in it) from Riverdale Georgia. The party that found it
had bought gas at the same store Mitchell did, but
waited till they were back in the town they (the finder)
lived in before he put it in an envelope and dropped
it in a mail box back to him. Do men need a man bag?
You tell me.